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The joys of being temporarily unemployed


waking up at 11.30 am! ........
watching tv till 1.00 pm
then pondering over having something gooooooooood for lunch
finally having whatever was cooked without bothering of the nutritional and physical impacts of such boring food that is cooked by a maid........
then take a newspaper and place thy booty on that armchair which has been basking itself to the right temperature in the winter sun, sit down and wallah the ecstasy of the warm sun seeping through the skin to make me feel just right amount of coziness while the world races by worrying about how theyll mange to get out of the office to meet their girl friends/ boyfriends or friends or parents after or during office hours.
As a i close my eyes i can see the colourful circles of rainbows in my eyes as i sit in the afternoon sun and feel sleepy again, so i pick up the blanket which had been warming itself up in the sun and reach for my bed sitting on car tyres and a plank of wood made by some one really close to me and slip inside to gorges of sleep.

Waking up at a particular time is not so compulsory as i dont have to rush to an almirah of files waiting for me to be sent to some loser boss sitting in his cocoon.
Hey one thing if some of you thought NGO culture is real cool i 'd tell you its cool but the jackass bosses can belong to the either of the sexes and ruin your beautiful day so dont listen to anyone when they tell you its a flat organisation.

As evening closes in i prepare mentally for the bath which we have been conditioned to take in the morning and finally after having it i lay back again to do some channel surfing.

Message for all those searching for jobs- don't be disheartened by slight morons who refuse to see your potential, take it as 'more time to enjoy your freedom from white collar bonded labour' and keep searching, Praying for that silver lining that you have always read about coz its there somewhere just a slight delay is the mere obstacle which ll clear up just when you are about to give up hope!

Just search for those cloudy day when the sun peeps out in streaks as if hiding from you but taking care not to put you down totally so it shows up in the form of God's own fingers for its mayavi people.


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